Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ (/mʊˈkɑlə/ /qɪːˈremɪː ˈlɪːho/ [silent] [thorn]) is a subtropical Small City located in Lûyu̽ Baqo Kingdom, Àsu̹ Ûyu̹ Empire, within the Warren.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has a yearly average temperature of 6°C (42°F), with its average temperature during the summer being an icy 24°C (75°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cold -12°C (11°F). Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ receives an average of 233 cm/y (91 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ covers an area of nearly 14 km2 (5 mi2), and an average elevation of 2588 m (8490 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ was founded durring the late 16th century in summer of the year 1496, by Cúrmp̪f̄ Cú̄̌s 'Taste Flaneuroi' Yä̂f̄kī Méó Caw̋nvēs. The establishment of Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ was built using the conventions of Rattu durring the late 16th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature delicute timber framework hidden behind layer upon layer of finly ground plaster bleached to an almost glossy white sheen, with green clay tiled roofs and decorative brass-leafed trim. Even the smallest, poorest looking structures appear to be expencive thanks to the extreem elegence of the organic shapes and paterns going into their lofty, spire-y, vagly gothic designs. The more well off folks live in identicle homes, save for even shiner trim and a more whimsical appearance to their structures flowing forms.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ is buildings are grouped arround an odd layout of broad flagstone streets, which seems to be based on an overlapping squair patern such that there are small squares at the cornor of every bigger square. Sometimes buildings exist in the smaller squaires, other times they are open spaces, or occupied by temporary structures. The city rests behind a thick wall made from clay bricks. The wall has all of the proper fortifications and is well made. Unfortuantly the nature of clay brick leaves it quite vulnerable to siege equipment, though the thickness of the wall lends it simmilar resistnace to a thinner hardrock wall. Astonishigly, the millitarily questionable fortifications are in pristine condishion, as if they had just been finished before you laied eyes upon them.
A look around Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ gives you an uneasy feeling. Everything is just a little too worn down, a little too dirty, or both. No one makes eye contact. Kids play quietly, but happily. Occasionally a passerby glances at you out of the corner of their eye, staring jsut long enough for it to be uncomfortable.
Civic Infrastructure
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ's parks.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has an Theological Academy which trains clergy in various arcane and theological topics required for their occupations.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. These lights provide nighttime illumination to most city streets.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ's natural decorations nor waterways.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Cultural Notes
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is based upon new and innovative technologies of construction and the idea that form should follow function. It was an embrace of minimalism and a rejection of ornament. The style became characterized by an emphasis on volume, asymmetrical compositions, and minimal ornamentation..
Due to the actions of local Kami, summer is recurring in Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ.
The Giant cockroach near Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves bloodletting to channel Wild Magic energies of tier 2 via guttural bellowing.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 6
Farmers: 9
Farm Laborer: 16
Hunters: 11
Milk Maids: 9
Ranchers: 4
Ranch Hands: 8
Shepherds: 8
Farmland: 13482 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 832
Poultry: 9987
Swine: 665
Sheep: 33
Goats: 6
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 332
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 6
Blacksmiths: 7
Bookbinders: 4
Buckle-makers: 4
Cabinetmakers: 7
Candlemakers: 11
Carpenters: 12
Clothmakers: 9
Coach and Harness Makers: 3
Coopers: 8
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 4
Copyists: 3
Cutlers: 2
Fabricworkers: 7
Farrier: 24
Furriers: 2
Glassworkers: 13
Gunsmiths: 7
Harness-Makers: 3
Hatters: 6
Hosiery Workers: 2
Jewelers: 3
Leatherwrights: 7
Locksmiths: 3
Matchstick makers: 5
Musical Instrument Makers: 4
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 4
Paper Workers: 5
Plasterers: 4
Pursemakers: 5
Roofers: 3
Ropemakers: 3
Rugmakers: 3
Saddlers: 6
Scabbardmakers: 8
Scalemakers: 3
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 2
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 3
Shoemakers: 3
Soap and Tallow Workers: 10
Tailors: 21
Tanners: 4
Upholsterers: 4
Watchmakers: 4
Weavers: 8
Whitesmiths: 2
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 2
Arcana Sellers: 2
Beer-Sellers: 4
Booksellers: 4
Butchers: 8
Chandlers: 8
Chicken Butchers: 9
Entrepreneurs: 3
Fine Clothiers: 8
Fishmongers: 8
Florists: 2
Potion Sellers: 5
Resellers: 15
Spice Merchants: 4
Wine-sellers: 6
Wheelwright: 5
Woodsellers: 3
Service workers
Bakers: 22
Barbers: 15
Coachmen: 4
Cooks: 16
Doctors: 7
Gamekeepers: 5
Grooms: 2
Hairdressers: 12
Healers: 9
Housekeepers: 9
Housemaids: 19
House Stewards: 10
Inns: 3
Laundry maids: 6
Maidservants: 11
Nursery Maids: 6
Pastrycooks: 11
Restaurateur: 13
Tavern Keepers: 13
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 4
Bleachers: 2
Chemical Workers: 1
Coal Heavers: 6
In-Town Couriers: 7
Long Haul Couriers: 7
Dockyard Workers: 6
Gas Workers: 1
Hay Merchants: 2
Leech Collectors: 8
Millers: 7
Miners: 7
Oilmen and Polishers: 5
Postmen: 8
Pure Finder: 4
Skinners: 8
Sugar Refiners: 1
Tosher: 5
Warehousemen: 11
Watercarriers: 7
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 9
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 4
Alchemist: 4
Clerk: 7
Dentists: 3
Educators: 8
Engineers: 4
Gardeners: 3
Mages: 2
Plumbers: 3
Pharmacist: 3
Professors: 1
Scientists: 2
Wizards: 1
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 3
Bankers: 4
Civil Clerks: 7
Civic Iudex: 3
Consultants: 2
Exorcist: 7
Fixers: 3
Kami Clerk: 6
Landlords: 6
Lawyers: 3
Legend Keepers: 5
Militia Officers: 30
Monks, Monastic: 11
Monks, Civic: 11
Historian, Oral: 8
Historian, Textual: 3
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 7
Priests: 13
Rangers: 4
Rat Catchers: 5
Scholars: 4
Spiritualist: 5
Slayers: 1
Storytellers: 11
Military Officers: 10
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 9
Comfort Services: 15
Enchanters: 3
Herbalists: 3
Jaminators: 11
Needleworkers: 10
Potters: 5
Preserve Makers: 10
Quilters: 4
Seamsters: 19
Spinners: 10
Tinker: 3
Weaver: 8
Artists
Actors: 3
Architects: 1
Bards: 5
Costumers: 2
Dancers: 3
Drafters: 2
Engravers: 2
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 1
Glaziers: 3
Inlayers: 3
Musicians: 9
Painters, Art: 1
Playwrights: 3
Sculptors, Art: 2
Wood Carvers: 11
Writers: 11
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 10
Canners: 10
Cheesmakers: 11
Ice Merchants: 1
Millers: 6
Picklers: 5
Smokers: 4
Stockmakers: 3
Tobacconists: 5
Tallowmakers: 6
1191 of Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
65 work in Agriculture
271 work as Craftsmen
96 work as Merchants
193 work as Service Workers
116 work as General Laborers
45 work as Skilled Laborers
172 work as Civil Servants
110 work in Cottage Industries
62 work as Artists
61 work in Produce Industries
2072 of Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 66 (2%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ is centered around a major pilgrimage site. This may be a religious location of importance to a major faith, or it may be a more secular institution that draws the traffic, like a famous academy or the remains of some wondrous ancient work. Considerable local tension likely exists over controlling the access to the site and maximizing the profits from foreign visitors.
Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ's roads were poorly made when first laid. Rather than repairing them correctly, a series of new roads was laid atop the old, leading to the streets of modern Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ suffering from potholes, cracking, and even sinkholes. The locals often repair the road by putting down wooden decking.
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History
In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century the Kami solved a major long term problem plaguing the town. One of Mûkâlà Qîremî Lîho Kâchyâ's local festivals commemorates this miracle.